We're always telling everyone to put their clothes back on and stop flashing their junk to the world.
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John Stamos shows some skin in the new Fandemonium issue of PAPER Magazine.
We're always telling everyone to put their clothes back on and stop flashing their junk to the world. But then John Stamos took his pants off for a magazine shoot. And, well, have mercy!
KLG : I want him to put his clothes on.
HK : She does? She does! First of all, we have to acknowledge, he has freaking great buns. Perfect ones.
KLG : Listen, I lived with the greatest tight end God ever made for 29 years. So I know a great one when I see one. However — and we love John — but I don't want to see this!
HK : No, I'm just zooming in for research. Hold on, I need to get closer. Somebody needs to investigate this situation. Is that airbrushed? That's a perfect, perfect ass.
KLG : And she has a fine Egyptian one, so she should know.
HK : I do. And my boyfriend has a really hot one, too. If you're an athlete it happens. He can't help it. But that's fine. And I'm not complaining.
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KLG : We had James Brolin in our kitchen yesterday. Seventy five, four months and 20 days old. And so sexy. He’s got a nice one, too.
HK : How do you know the number of days?
KLG : Joy ( Philbin ) and I were saying he's so funny. She goes "how old is he?" I go, "I think he's around 75." So I Googled him, which I know how to do now, and got an answer!
HK : He’s funny and hot. He seems unaware of how hot he is. And that's what makes him even sexier. Because he's just sort of like, 'what?'
KLG : Meanwhile, John Stamos is a great looking guy, he doesn't need to pose like that — with, y’know, everything hanging out.